MY FRIEND GETS CALLED GINGER;

Are these people blind? Hve they seen the fiery red that is her hair? It's the same colour as the huge amounts of Merlot she chucks back every time she graces us with her prescence. I have to say I'm extremely impressed, the amount she can handle. Just DO NOT let her near a salt shaker! She becomes like a trigger happy Jack Bower and no one is spared her malicious attacks! Hairstyles are ruined, unsalvageable, only to be saved by a shower and liberal amounts of Boots own brand shampoo.
But despite this rage, and her voilent curiosity with phones; seriously... phones! "Whats this? Whats this?" Banging away like a toddler with a building block, laughing at the monetary damage she is causing. Despite these few flaws she is an excellent drinkin companion.

But most of all: SHE IS NOT GINGER!!!